Monday, July 27, 2020
For love of Baxter
For love of Baxter     From: rich  Subject: LOST CAT  Date: January 22, 2008 1:22:26 AM EST  To: burton1      From: baxterthieves  Subject: We have Baxter  Date: January 23, 2008 1:51:44 AM EST  To: rich  Cc: burton1  Dear Richard,  We have kidnapped Baxter because he smells funny and no one on the floor likes him. If you ever want to see him again, you must meet all of our demands.  The first: Prepare a double layer strawberry and dark chocolate cake, and place it on the dining table of the 132 suite at precisely 12:10 AM on Thursday, January 24th.  Do as we say, or BAXTER DIES!  Love,  -Baxter Thieves        From: rich  Subject: Re: We have Baxter  Date: January 24, 2008 9:06:04 PM EST  To: baxterthieves  Cc: burton1  We have the cake, as requested, in the 132 suite right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASSEE LET HIM GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and have some cake) (and other people too if they want) (its pretty much the most amazing cake ive ever seen)  From: baxterthieves  Subject: Re: We have Baxter  Date: January 24, 2008 11:48:48 PM EST  To: rich  Cc: burton1  Our demands have been met, we are very pleased with your offering.  The truth is, Baxter never really left you. Search your drawers a little bit harder. Maybe behind all the Ralph Lauren shirts and imported cashmere turtlenecks, youll find what you thought you were missing all along  Love,  -Baxter Thieves  And so, boy and cat were united once again, and Rich cried no longer. When I first walked into my room on that fateful day, quoth Rich, holding Baxter protectively in his arms, I instantly felt that something was wrong. Losing Baxter was like losing your best friend, someone whos always there for you. A part of me felt missing, at least Pi/3 radians of my heartIts great to have him back home, and I would like to thank everyone who helped in the effort to find him.      Post Tagged    #Burton-Conner House  
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